In a sequel no one asked for, Trump seized a Venezuelan tanker laden with doubloons. Like Captain Jack Sparrow, but less coherent, the President promised booty for his allies and booty-calls for his interns.
To be a true pirate, Mr.Trump should technically take his prize to a secret island filled with illegal activity. But, sadly, his friend Jeffrey is dead. Instead, he’ll have to smuggle the stolen oil to the US – just like all his predecessors.
One Venezuelan ranted: ‘You’re the worst President I’ve ever heard of. An immoral, corrupt, pervert!’
‘Yes,’ countered Trump, ‘but you have heard of me.’
