Santa Denied Entry to US After Posting on Social Media That Trump Is a Fuckwit

American children will be without presents this Christmas after Santa was refused a visa waiver under Trump’s strict new immigration laws.

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Homeland Security agents denied Santa’s visa waiver application, saying it was an attack on American values. “Freedom of speech is an American value except when it criticises Donald Trump,” a spokesperson said.

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Trump himself commented on Truth Social, saying, “I always knew Santa was very problematic. A VERY low-IQ guy. Gives things away for FREE. No business sense. A lot of people are saying he’s a communist.”