INTERNET — Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has categorically condemned the publication of the article you are currently reading, which criticizes ICE over the murder that one of their agents committed yesterday, as an act of domestic terrorism, orchestrated by ANTIFA, and “Nothing short of pure sedition,” sources, i.e., us, confirm.
“This is treason, plain and simple!” claimed the collective of botox and hatred that is Kristi Noem. “ICE was well within its bounds to execute the terrorist known as Renee Nicole Good. Thanks to their brave work, that single mother will never hurt anyone by driving away from them ever again, and to frame the narrative in any other way is a crime on par with 9/11. Furthermore,” Noem added, turning her gaze to the internet itself and by extension you, the reader, “Anyone participating in this clear act of domestic terrorism by looking at it will be investigated, prosecuted, or worse. You’ve seen what we do to troublemakers poking their noses in where they don’t belong.”