Trump tells Davos: Don’t want Greenland no more. Greenland’s boring. Want a shiny red toy car now.

In a speech given to other world leaders in Davos, the President stated that “Greeland’s boring.…

Denmark Offers Trump Ownership of Room in Assisted Living Facility in Greenland

In a much-praised resolution to a roiling diplomatic crisis, on Wednesday Denmark offered Donald J. Trump…

Greenland to Build Maximum-Security Prison for Pedophiles

The government of Greenland announced on Wednesday that it had begun construction in its northernmost region…

Greenland

“One way or the other, we’re going to have Greenland.”  –Donald J. Trump “The president and…

New garish ballroom mysteriously appears in Greenland

A huge new ballroom has mysteriously appeared in Greenland overnight, according to officials of the Danish…