In a move that has shocked employees around the world, Joe Biden announced today that he would be…
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Every Muppet Ranked by How Well They Could Replace Biden
Since the 1970s, Jim Henson’s Muppets have achieved the near impossible—consistently providing four-quadrant entertainment the whole…
Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by Joe Biden should face death penalty, insist Republicans
The Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by President Biden this afternoon should face death by lethal injection after…
Biden Urges Americans Not To Let Dangerous Online Rhetoric Humanize Palestinians
Upon returning from his brief diplomatic trip to the Middle East, President Joe Biden urged the…
Biden warns Zelensky if he can’t win war, U.S. will overthrow him with someone who will
Telling his counterpart that he was losing patience with the stalled counteroffensive, President Joe Biden reportedly…
Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He’s Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office
After another trove of classified documents was found at Biden’s residence, Biden defended himself by claiming…
“I used to be Vice President?” – Biden completely surprised after finding classified documents
US President Joe Biden initially reacted with great amazement to the discovery of secret documents in…
Biden Calls On The Economy To Stop Being Bad
In a bold move this morning to address the nation’s financial woes, President Biden has officially…
Biden and Zelensky Reach Agreement to Send Americans’ Four Hundred Million Guns to Ukraine
In a move that could tip the scales in the war against Russia, U.S. President Joe…
Republicans Accuse Supreme Court Nominee of Being Chosen by Biden
In a blistering attack on the Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson, Senate Republicans accused the…
Biden Vows Not To Forget Lessons Of January 6: ‘We Must Hang Mike Pence’
In a stirring speech at the U.S. Capitol Thursday morning, President Joe Biden vowed not to…
Progressives Point and Laugh at GOP Twitter Account Calling Out Biden’s Trips to Delaware: ‘Who Writes This Sh*t?’
R&I – FS SAUL LOEB/AFP The GOP’s Twitter account is getting some predictable progressive push-back, after calling out…