Minutes after Kentanji Brown Jackson was confirmed to the United States Supreme Court, Senator Ted Cruz…
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Fauci Testifies That Legalizing Marijuana Would Help People Who Have to Listen to Ted Cruz Talk
Adding his voice to the movement to legalize cannabis at the federal level, Dr. Anthony Fauci…
Failure to Rattle Jackson Sends Cruz Fleeing to Cancun
Senator Ted Cruz’s abject failure to rattle the Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson at her…
Powerful Variant of Stupidity Identified in Texas
What is being called a “troubling variant of stupidity” has been identified in Texas, Dr. Anthony…
Ted Cruz Attacks Bob the Builder for Spreading Pro-Infrastructure Propaganda
In his latest attack on a fictional character beloved by children, Senator Ted Cruz has lambasted…
Ted Cruz Calls Obamacare a Democratic Plot to Keep People Alive So They Can Vote
Outraged by the U.S. Supreme Court’s decision to preserve Barack Obama’s signature legislative achievement, Senator Ted…
Frustrated Farmer Tired of People Mistaking His Bags of Shit for Ted Cruz
Chicken farmer Todd Lowe admitted today that he’s fed up with the stream of people who…
Ted Cruz Decries Voting Rights Bill As Shameless Power Grab By American People To Control Country
Calling the proposed law “dangerous” and “unprecedented”, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) decried a new voting rights…
Trump’s Taxes Reveal He Claimed Ted Cruz as Dependent
In the first major bombshell to emerge from the handover of Donald J. Trump’s tax returns,…
Ted Cruz praised for emergency fact-finding mission to Cancun to learn how Mexico deals with snow and power outages
Texas Senator Ted Cruz has been praised by his Republican colleagues for taking time out of…
All Republican Senators Switch To Mullets Thanks To Trend-Setting Ted Cruz
Senator Ted Cruz, who is widely known as the most stylish and effortlessly cool U.S. Senator, recently…
Ted Cruz Deeply Disturbed By Part Of Capitol Riot Video Where Chuck Schumer Not Beaten To Death
Squeezing his eyes shut in response to the harrowing Capitol riot footage, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)…