President says wall ‘needed a winner’ and ‘a little more gold’ President Donald Trump has added…
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Accountability! DoD IG fired over Hegseth Signal-gate report
SECDEF roots out deep state bureaucrats pushing radical left ideologies of law and ethics. After doing…
Pentagon recalls Hegseth to active duty for violating most of the UCMJ
“He promised accountability,” says lawyer holding 3,000-page indictment. Following newly established legal precedent, the Pentagon announced…
Secretary is a lady job, says newly-minted CEO of War
Hegseth expected to ring Pentagon bell at close of every operation. The Pentagon announced today that…
Master strategist Pete Hegseth to gather all U.S. military leaders in same place at same time
Defense secretary insists meeting is secure because it’s on Google Calendar as “Private” Shockwaves have rippled…
US invades Venezuela after discovering massive stores of ‘big booty Latinas’
Recruiting offices report record surge in male applicants aged 13 to 97 The first wave of…
Department of War loses access to $1 trillion DoD budget after name change
Check rejected after department fails standard government name verification form Pentagon leadership were stunned this morning…
Hegseth announces Pentagon will stop fighting wars, focus on lethality
Department of Defense to rebrand as Also War Department In a surprising pivot that has upended…