US President Donald Trump has been kicked out of the Walter Reed Medical Centre after his Presidential Health Insurance Plan was denied.
“Sir, you can not pay for this assessment or an overnight stay as all of your credit cards have been declined,” said a nurse to the visibly ill world leader. “We can’t accept steak knives or one of your sons as payment. We all know Eric is worthless.”
Even though the 74-year-old President should have qualified for Medicare, doctors took his word that he was in “extraordinary health” with the body of a 25-year-old. Trump refused to pay for the premiums calling it “Obamacare.”
Unable to afford his remdesivir prescription to treat his case of COVID-19, Trump made a desperate attempt by begging hospital staff for a hit of hydroxychloroquine before hospital security arrived to remove him.
The penniless president was escorted to a side street wearing only a hospital gown, a face mask worn beneath his chin, and his MAGA boxers where he stood waiting for Marine One to pick him up.
A sympathetic doctor was heard remarking “It’s a sad sight to see another bleach addict, but that won’t help him.”