In a move that has shocked employees around the world, Joe Biden announced today that he would be…
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Elon Musk assures users that hiding “likes” on X has nothing to do with the weird porn he likes, only election interference
After X, formerly Twitter, announced yesterday that “likes” would now be privatized and hidden, owner Elon Musk assured users that…
American 18-year-olds stoked to vote in last presidential election
Across the United States young people who will turn eighteen by November 5 are expressing their…
Court declares Jordan Peterson has to take “how not to be an asshole” class
The Court of Appeal for Ontario has rejected noted psychologist and asshole Jordan Peterson’s attempt to avoid attending an anti-assholery class…
Fugitive Trump’s attempt to flee to Mexico thwarted by big wall
Recently indicted steak salesman Donald J Trump attempted to flee to Mexico early this evening in order to escape charges…
Small-dicked man still manages to fuck himself
Former kickboxer and famously small-penised man, Andrew Tate, somehow managed to take the time out of his…
Twitter bans replying ‘lol’ to any joke not made by Elon Musk
Twitter announced a surprising change to its Terms of Use today, informing users that replying ‘lol’, ‘lmao’,…
Kanye changes name to Yitler
In what is just the latest of his many character reinventions, Kanye West has announced he will be…
Woman sets vibrator to “Elon Musk Getting Destroyed On Twitter” setting
While blowing off some steam after a long day at work, Michelle Trudy opened the small…
Musk makes twitter profitable by charging users $8 to leave
ewly minted Twitter owner Elon Musk has announced an ambitious plan to generate profit for the first time in company…
Village Idiot buys Town Square
Surprising both maidens and lads, village idiot Elon Musk has purchased the town square and shall now rule…
Canada reaches ‘Doug Ford is now the voice of reason’ levels of political stupidity
With Doug Ford endorsing the use of the Emergencies Act to end the “Freedom Convoy” protests, Canada has officially become…