Small-dicked man still manages to fuck himself

Former kickboxer and famously small-penised man, Andrew Tate, somehow managed to take the time out of his…

Twitter bans replying ‘lol’ to any joke not made by Elon Musk

Twitter announced a surprising change to its Terms of Use today, informing users that replying ‘lol’, ‘lmao’,…

Kanye changes name to Yitler

In what is just the latest of his many character reinventions, Kanye West has announced he will be…

Woman sets vibrator to “Elon Musk Getting Destroyed On Twitter” setting

While blowing off some steam after a long day at work, Michelle Trudy opened the small…

Musk makes twitter profitable by charging users $8 to leave

ewly minted Twitter owner Elon Musk has announced an ambitious plan to generate profit for the first time in company…

Village Idiot buys Town Square

Surprising both maidens and lads, village idiot Elon Musk has purchased the town square and shall now rule…

Canada reaches ‘Doug Ford is now the voice of reason’ levels of political stupidity

With Doug Ford endorsing the use of the Emergencies Act to end the “Freedom Convoy” protests, Canada has officially become…

Investigation of Catholic Church by Catholic Church finds no wrongdoing by Catholic Church

Pope Francis issued a statement Thursday deeming the sexual assault allegations against Quebec Cardinal Marc Ouellet as ‘insufficient grounds’ to launch…

Being held accountable by federal government clear proof that Trump is not a real billionaire

The FBI enforcing a search warrant on his Mar-A-Lago estate as a result of a DOJ investigation into…

BREAKING: Jesus seeks new brand management

After a tumultuous, decades-long relationship with Evangelical Christians, Jesus H. Christ finally announced He is seeking…