United States deploys troops to politically unstable nation of the United States

WASHINGTON, DC- The United States government announced today that it will send active duty troops to the chaos…

ANTIFA surprised to discover it is an organization

VARIOUS LOCATIONS AROUND THE WORLD – Following President Donald Trump’s announcement that the United States is designating ANTIFA as…

Little Free Library implements more comprehensive Covid-19 strategy than White House

Eugene, OR- Following mounting concern for public safety during the current pandemic, a local Little Free Library is…

Justice Department decides doing a crime that you did doesn’t mean you did the crime that you definitely did

The United States Department of Justice has withdrawn charges against Donald Trump’s former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. DOJ prosecutors…

Trump frankly disappointed more haven’t died yet

WASHINGTON D.C. — During his latest briefing on the deadly coronavirus pandemic, a frustrated President Trump admitted to reporters that…

Trump pretty sure Tide Pod Challenge will cure COVID-19

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After claiming that UV light and injecting disinfectant might cure the novel coronavirus,…

“We need to open up the economy and get back to work,” says COVID-19

FLORIDA – Thousands of protestors took to the streets in the United States this past weekend to…

Trump ensures America’s stimulus checks will bounce by writing his name on them

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a rare display of business acumen, Donald Trump is saving the United States approximately $290…

Secret government lab where coronavirus was created going to have serious talk with staff about this

LOCATION CLASSIFIED – The top secret government laboratory located in LOCATION REDACTED where the novel coronavirus was first concocted has…

Governments anxiously await modelling to predict when they can resume cutting health budgets

Governments from across Canada and around the world have been anxiously awaiting predictive modelling that will…