“Why did Meghan murder Prince Philip?” ask British tabloids

In the wake of The Duke of Edinburgh’s untimely death at the far too young age…

White supremacist organization clears white supremacist of white supremacy

Asian residents breathed a sigh of relief yesterday when the Atlanta Police Department, a white supremacist organization, cleared…

Governor brags that death tolls are bigger in Texas

Texas Governor Greg Abbott brought an end to state-wide mask mandates and gathering restrictions late Tuesday evening, boasting that…

Anti-maskers celebrate Daft Punk breakup

Anti-maskers celebrated today after the announcement that Daft Punk, pioneering electronic musicians known for monster hits…

Local‌ ‌transphobe‌ ‌who‌ ‌never‌ ‌attends‌ ‌women’s‌ ‌sports‌ ‌suddenly‌ ‌concerned‌ ‌about‌‌ women’s‌ ‌sports

After US President Biden issued an Executive Order banning gender identity discrimination in sports, local transphobic man…

Trump says impeachment lawyers quit because winning will be too easy and thus unsatisfying

Former US President Donald Trump has issued a statement regarding the departure of his lead impeachment lawyers, clarifying they only…

Nation shocked after Biden able to undo all four hours of work Trump did as President

Americans are flabbergasted after President Biden within only two weeks was able to undo all four hours of…

Having started the 2021 NHL season with a record of 6-2 the ever disappointing Toronto Maple Leafs believe they have finally found what works for them: no longer having to play the Boston Bruins.

“It’s still early but things are really coming together,” said Captain John Tavares. ‘We’re moving the…

Canada happy for friend who just got out of terrible relationship

Canada is pleased as punch that its closest friend and neighbour is no longer in a…

Twitter suspends Trump’s Twitter account after waking up from four-year coma

Twitter finally suspended Donald Trump’s account for twelve hours today after the President released a video praising a…