CDC Declares Gay Orgies An ‘Essential Activity’

ATLANTA, GA — The CDC has updated its list of essential and non-essential activities during a pandemic or outbreak, adding “gay orgies” to the “essential” category.

The CDC officially moved “gay orgies” to the “essential” side of its guidelines for which activities you can still participate in during the spread of a virus, where it joined other activities like “going to dinner at the French Laundry” and “mostly peaceful riots.

“It’s your right – nay, your duty – to continue doing this important activity during the spread of a disease that’s mostly spread by this activity,” she added.

R&I ~ KC


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