As Elon Musk finalises his plans for Twitter, big changes are afoot – including linking your Tesla ignition to the like button on his tweets and making Dogecoin the official currency of everything.
Vowing not to let the platform become ‘a free-for-all hellscape’, he immediately rescinded bans on people who’d made it a free-for-all hellscape once already.
“I love Humanity,” added the man who once called a cave diver rescuing children a paedophile on the medium he’s determined will be a forum for civilised debate.
A change users of Musk’s other products will notice immediately is that the button to begin charging their cars will be replaced with a retweet function for ‘any’ of his tweets, a move which he described as improving functionality and user interaction, and the accelerator will have a direct link to how many comments they make on one of his rocket launch videos.
