We were forced to attack people carrying a coffin because they were clearly about to use it as a projectile, insists Israel

Israel has defended its security service members who attacked pallbearers carrying the coffin of Palestinian American…

Finland has more than enough tractors to defeat a Russian tank invasion, confirms NATO

NATO are set to allow Finland to join their alliance, after calculating that they probably wouldn’t…

Woke, Woke, Woke, Snowflake, Cancel Culture, Woke, says Piers Morgan

“Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, snowflake, woke, woke,…

Vladimir Putin introduces new Russian army uniforms

As Russia expands military conscription in an attempt to regain the initiative in Ukraine, the army…

Russian flagship Moskva on patriotic new mission to investigate sea bed, insists Kremlin

The recently hydrated Russian warship “Moskva” has been redeployed to carry out scientific investigations at the…

Asteroid survives near miss with moron-infested planet

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Disney World on verge of becoming world’s first ‘Asshole-Free’ tourist attraction

As the Fox News audience of mouth-breathing simpletons continues to call for a boycott of Disney…

Conspiracy theorist claims Oscars slap was ‘staged by crisis actors’ after discovering both men involved have their own IMDB pages

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Not having kids is ‘selfish’ [truncated]

Childless couples are selfish to the core of their miserable hearts [truncated] Addressing what he referred…

Families gathering to celebrate birth of man who’d be dismissed as a Liberal, lefty snowflake if he lived today

With the big day approaching, families across the world are preparing to spend Christmas Day celebrating…