Man apparently determined to out himself as an ignorant simpleton after posting a chemtrail conspiracy theory

A man has this morning decided to publicly out himself as a low-information simpleton by pointing…

Man furious at Disney for ‘indoctrinating children’ celebrates taking his 7-year-old for First Communion

A man who is furious at Disney for indoctrinating children through the use of ‘woke leftist…

TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles

Popular social media platform TikTok is set to avoid a looming U.S. government ban by unveiling…

Saying racist things not racist, insist racists

Racists have claimed that making unashamedly racist statements is definitely not racist, and anyone who accuses…

US voters face daunting choice over which octogenarian they prefer to see declining into senility inside the White House

Voters are reportedly stocking up on anti-anxiety medication, not over the policies being debated, but over…

Squeezing stress balls not as effective as punching someone in the face, finds study

Sitting quietly and squeezing a foam rubber ball is not as effective a method of relieving…

Donald Trump releases $500 clown shoes

Donald Trump has announced the release of a limited edition set of oversized clown shoes, to…

Vladimir Putin confirms position as world’s unluckiest politician as yet another opponent dies suddenly in unusual circumstances

After President Vladimir Putin’s long-time critic, Alexei Navalny, died suddenly in prison under mysterious circumstances, Kremlin…

Good guy with a gun fails to prevent 5,938th successive US mass shooting

America is beginning to wonder precisely when a good guy with a gun is actually going…

Saying racist things not racist, claim racists

Racists have claimed that making unashamedly racist statements is definitely not racist, and anyone who accuses…

Expulsion of George Santos simply for being a fraudulent bullshitter ‘risks dangerous precedent’ insist Republicans

In a move that has sent shockwaves through Capitol Hill, Republican Congressman George Santos has been…

Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by Joe Biden should face death penalty, insist Republicans

The Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by President Biden this afternoon should face death by lethal injection after…