Linguists have confirmed the commonly held suspicion that turnip-shaped bigots and other Talk Radio employees now…
Tag: NewsThump
Israel agrees to ceasefire after finally running out of stuff to bomb
Israel has agreed to a temporary halt to hostilities with Palestine after confirming that it has…
Joe Biden sternly warns Israel that if they don’t stop bombing Gaza they won’t get to choose the interior trim of their free Apache helicopters
As international condemnation of Israel’s onslaught on Gaza increases, Joe Biden has told Israel’s Netanyahu that…
‘It’s bloody disgraceful what’s going on in Israel’ says man who clearly has no idea what’s going on in Israel
A man has expressed his utter disgust at what is happening in the Israeli – Gaza…
Can we at least say ‘..or you’ll burn in hell?’ enquire religious nutjobs opposed to ban on gay conversion therapy
After questions were raised about the need for the government to consult about its proposed ban…
‘Jury was unfairly prejudiced by seeing video of our client murdering George Floyd’, insist Derek Chauvin’s lawyers
Lawyers for convicted murderer, Derek Chauvin, have filed court documents alleging that their client was deprived…
C*nts unhappy with Chauvin verdict, it emerges
In a stunning turn of events, the USA’s vast industry of race-baiting grifters, bigoted malcontents, money-grubbing…
Nation with strict gun-control laws somehow manages eleventh successive year with no mass shootings
A country with strict gun control laws has somehow managed to go another year with no…
Good guy with a gun fails to prevent 3,943rd successive US mass shooting
America is beginning to wonder precisely when a good guy with a gun is actually going…
It’s ‘impossible’ for God to bless all the gay people that He created, insists Church
The Catholic Church is unable to bless same-sex unions it has insisted today, as it is…