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Texas removes all restrictions on letting leopards roam free in stores

Texas has become the first state in America to remove restrictions on letting leopards roam free…

Lady Gaga hires John Wick to get her dogs back

Lady Gaga has engaged the services of New York’s premier dog retrieval specialist after the theft…

Ted Cruz praised for emergency fact-finding mission to Cancun to learn how Mexico deals with snow and power outages

Texas Senator Ted Cruz has been praised by his Republican colleagues for taking time out of…

Just go ahead fill your boots this Lent, confirms God

Representatives from all denominations of Christianity have confirmed that God has cancelled Lent because we have…

Facebook to add ‘punch’ button for responding to posts by Nazis

Facebook is to add a new reaction button to reflect the current political climate, they have…

Donald Trump claims incitement to violence just ‘locker room talk’

Donald Trump has dismissed the speech which encouraged a violent mob to storm the US Capitol…

Tragedy as Daily Mail readers wank themselves to death after EU finally makes mistake

Elation tragically turned to sorrow yesterday as the EU’s hamfisted handling of vaccines export restrictions gave…

Twitter apologises for allowing photo to be tweeted that isn’t Bernie and his f**king mittens

Twitter has apologised after it allowed a photo to be tweeted that didn’t feature Bernie Saunders…

Disembowelling of Jared Kushner at Biden inauguration proves controversial

The Inauguration of Joe Biden took place yesterday in Washington DC, and was a largely celebratory…