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Families gathering to celebrate birth of man who’d be dismissed as a Liberal, lefty snowflake if he lived today
With the big day approaching, families across the world are preparing to spend Christmas Day celebrating…
Holy See issues papal bull decreeing all anti-vaxxers to be “Fuckwittus Collosus”
Following the invocation of the Pope’s authority by pro-pestilence campaigners in Colchester, the Vatican has clarified…
Catholic Church admits it needs to improve diversity after recruiting mainly paedophiles
The Pope has promised that the Catholic Church will set new diversity targets to ensure more…
Pro-vaxxer who caught Covid found alive and well
A prominent pro-vaxxer has today been found alive and well, much to the surprise of absolutely…
Nicki Minaj stuns at the Met Gala in glorious swollen testicle dress
Rapper Nicki Minaj stunned at last night’s Met Gala after appearing in a dress composed mainly…
Taliban praise Texas lawmakers for clamping down on women’s rights
As Texas lawmakers removed the right for women to terminate a pregnancy after six weeks, Taliban…
Anti-vaxxer refusing to eat after seeing YouTube clip about thousands of people who choked to death on ‘food’
An anti-vaxxer is refusing to eat today after reading about the dangers of choking on the…