Not having kids is ‘selfish’ [truncated]

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Families gathering to celebrate birth of man who’d be dismissed as a Liberal, lefty snowflake if he lived today

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Cookie Monster identified as patient zero for Omnomnomicron Variant

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Naming my social media platform after the official newspaper of the Soviet Communist Party is ‘a total coincidence’ insists Donald Trump

Donald Trump has announced a new social media platform named after the Soviet publication synonymous with…

Holy See issues papal bull decreeing all anti-vaxxers to be “Fuckwittus Collosus”

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Catholic Church admits it needs to improve diversity after recruiting mainly paedophiles

The Pope has promised that the Catholic Church will set new diversity targets to ensure more…

Pro-vaxxer who caught Covid found alive and well

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Nicki Minaj stuns at the Met Gala in glorious swollen testicle dress

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Taliban praise Texas lawmakers for clamping down on women’s rights

As Texas lawmakers removed the right for women to terminate a pregnancy after six weeks, Taliban…

Anti-vaxxer refusing to eat after seeing YouTube clip about thousands of people who choked to death on ‘food’

An anti-vaxxer is refusing to eat today after reading about the dangers of choking on the…