Hillary Clinton hospitalised after dangerously prolonged laughing fit

Hillary Clinton has been taken to Mount Sinai hospital in New York and remains in intensive care after a prolonged laughing fit left her clinging to life.

The hospital would only confirm that a 75-year-old woman was admitted at around 5:00 pm this afternoon suffering from serious breathing complications.

“We received an emergency call at around 4:30 pm reporting a woman rolling around in convulsions of laughter which were preventing her from breathing properly,” a hospital source told us.

“A witness stated that the symptoms had started at approximately 4:20 pm, and had gotten progressively worse over the next fifteen minutes.

“We understand the woman had been undertaking her usual routine of sitting down to check the political news, and we believe this to be the cause of the debilitating fits of laughter.”