An irate Rupert Murdoch has returned to the helm of Fox News after the network accidentally let a fact slip into its evening programming.
Speaking to reporters, the visibly seething mogul refused to identify the alarming nugget of reality that set him off, but said that it was “truthful enough” to make him reverse his week-old decision to retire.
Murdoch, who had been forced to apologize when the network strayed into accuracy last June, revealed that he phoned his son Lachlan late last night and “tore him a new one.”
“I left you in charge for one week and you crapped the bed, mate,” he told him. “You don’t deserve to call yourself my evil spawn.”
