An irate Rupert Murdoch has returned to the helm of Fox News after the network accidentally…
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Zelensky Offers to Broker Peace Deal Between Kevin McCarthy and House Republicans
Calling the conflict raging in the U.S. Capitol “a clear and present danger to the world,”…
Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him
In an irate letter to the White House, Kevin McCarthy and other congressional Republicans have demanded…
G.O.P. Candidates Must Pledge to Go to Prison for Trump to Qualify for Next Debate
In order to qualify for the next nationally televised debate, Republican Presidential candidates must sign a…
Proud Boy to Be in Prison Until He Is Elderly Boy
After receiving a twenty-two-year sentence, a former Proud Boy acknowledged that he will be in prison…
Giuliani requests change of trial venue to Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Rudolph Giuliani has requested that his election-interference trial be moved from Georgia to the parking lot…
Indicting Hunter Biden Would Make Him Formidable Republican Candidate
An indictment of Hunter Biden would immediately catapult him to the top tier of the Republican…
Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace with Inflation
Citing “unfortunate economic realities,” Clarence Thomas is hiking the price of Supreme Court decisions to keep…
DeSantis shakes up campaign by replacing self with appealing person
In a campaign shake-up that he is calling a “game-changer,” Ron DeSantis is replacing himself with…
Elon Musk Changes His Own Name to WTF
One week after changing Twitter’s name to X, Elon Musk has changed his own name to…