Elon Musk has revealed that he intends to purchase the Governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis. The…
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Palin Vows to Seek Statehood for Alaska
Making her boldest campaign promise to date, Sarah Palin announced that, if elected to the United…
Biden and Zelensky Reach Agreement to Send Americans’ Four Hundred Million Guns to Ukraine
In a move that could tip the scales in the war against Russia, U.S. President Joe…
Shaken Greg Abbott Describes Moment of Terror When Beto O’Rourke Talked to Him
A rattled Greg Abbott described for reporters the moment of abject terror that he endured when…
Nation’s Doctors Praying for Dr. Oz to Win and Quit Medicine
With the G.O.P. Senate primary in Pennsylvania too close to call, thousands of American doctors are…
Twitter in Chaos After the Elon Musk Who Offered to Buy It Turns Out to Be a Bot
Chaos enveloped Twitter after the social-media company discovered that the Elon Musk who had offered to…
Kavanaugh Asks If Anyone Has Seen Briefcase He Accidentally Left at Bar Last Week
In a public appeal for help, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh has asked if “anyone has…
Musk Deletes Every Twitter Account but His
In his first official act since acquiring the social-media company, Elon Musk has deleted every Twitter…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims She Was Abducted by Jewish Spaceship on January 6th
The Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene testified on Friday that she could not have played a…
DeSantis Warns That Math Makes Children Gay
Proposing a sweeping ban on math in Florida’s classrooms, Governor Ron DeSantis asserted that “the latest…