In the latest blow to Governor Brian Kemp, the city of Atlanta announced that it would…
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Tucker Carlson Accuses Biden of Faking Mental Sharpness for More Than an Hour
Calling it a “scandal bigger than Watergate,” the Fox News host Tucker Carlson accused President Biden…
Trump Accuses Biden of Assaulting American People with Long Words
Donald J. Trump delivered a scathing review of Joe Biden’s first prime-time White House speech as…
Rand Paul Saddened to See Government Flagrantly Helping People
Just minutes after the House of Representatives passed President Biden’s coronavirus-relief bill, an emotional Rand Paul…
Georgia to Allow Some Voting in Certain Situations
Republicans in the Georgia Senate passed a new bill that would allow some voting in certain…
Kevin McCarthy Blasts Relief Package for Failing to Address Dr. Seuss Crisis
The House Minority Leader, Kevin McCarthy, blasted President Biden’s $1.9 trillion coronavirus-relief package on Sunday, alleging that…
Republicans Accuse Biden of Trying to Score Political Points by Ending Pandemic
After Joe Biden announced that there would be enough vaccine for all adult Americans by the…
Trump’s Taxes Reveal He Claimed Ted Cruz as Dependent
In the first major bombshell to emerge from the handover of Donald J. Trump’s tax returns,…
Ron Johnson Calls Hillary’s Absence from Insurrection Videos Suspicious
During the Senate hearing on the U.S. Capitol attack, Senator Ron Johnson called the absence of…
Trump Regrets Not Naming Ivanka, Eric, and Don, Jr., to Supreme Court
Donald J. Trump said on Monday that his “greatest regret” as President was his failure to…