Rep. Kevin McCarthy spent much of the weekend doing yard work at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s…
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Chinese Spy Balloon Finds No Information at Fox News
A Chinese spy balloon hovered over the midtown Manhattan headquarters of Fox News for several days…
Rupert Murdoch Calls Telling Truth Under Oath Worst Experience of His Life
Rupert Murdoch said that telling the truth under oath while being deposed for a lawsuit against…
George Santos Quickly Removes Job at Wuhan Lab from Résumé
Representative George Santos hastily removed an entry from his résumé indicating that he had worked at…
Tucker Carlson Fears That Leaked Texts of Him Telling Truth Will Kill His Brand
Newly surfaced texts showing Tucker Carlson telling the truth threaten to damage his brand irrevocably, the…
Extraterrestrials Admit Responsibility for Unidentified Objects but Claim They Were Only Monitoring Weather
Extraterrestrial beings have admitted surveilling the United States with high-altitude objects, but claimed that they did…
Kari Lake Furious That No One Has Searched Her Home for Stolen Documents
Kari Lake said that she is “absolutely furious and outraged” that no one has performed a…
Trump Says DeSantis Lacks the Classified Documents Necessary to Be President
As Ron DeSantis reportedly prepares a White House bid, Donald J. Trump accused the Florida Governor…
Trump Angrily Orders Pence to Return All Classified Documents to Mar-a-Lago
Minutes after it was revealed that classified documents were found at Mike Pence’s home in Indiana,…
Giuliani Praises George Santos: “The G.O.P. Must Pass the Torch to a New Generation of Liars”
Offering his full-throated support for Representative George Santos, Rudolph Giuliani said that “it’s time for Republicans…