Furious Rupert Murdoch Returns to Fox After Network Accidentally Broadcasts Fact

An irate Rupert Murdoch has returned to the helm of Fox News after the network accidentally…

Zelensky Offers to Broker Peace Deal Between Kevin McCarthy and House Republicans

Calling the conflict raging in the U.S. Capitol “a clear and present danger to the world,”…

Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him

In an irate letter to the White House, Kevin McCarthy and other congressional Republicans have demanded…

G.O.P. Candidates Must Pledge to Go to Prison for Trump to Qualify for Next Debate

In order to qualify for the next nationally televised debate, Republican Presidential candidates must sign a…

Proud Boy to Be in Prison Until He Is Elderly Boy

After receiving a twenty-two-year sentence, a former Proud Boy acknowledged that he will be in prison…

Giuliani requests change of trial venue to Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Rudolph Giuliani has requested that his election-interference trial be moved from Georgia to the parking lot…

Millions expected to watch World Lying Championship

Millions are expected to watch two legendary prevaricators face off for the world lying championship this…

Indicting Hunter Biden Would Make Him Formidable Republican Candidate

An indictment of Hunter Biden would immediately catapult him to the top tier of the Republican…

Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace with Inflation

Citing “unfortunate economic realities,” Clarence Thomas is hiking the price of Supreme Court decisions to keep…

DeSantis shakes up campaign by replacing self with appealing person

In a campaign shake-up that he is calling a “game-changer,” Ron DeSantis is replacing himself with…

New Trump fund-raising e-mail asks supporters to serve prison time for him

A new fund-raising e-mail from Donald J. Trump is offering donors the “unique chance” to serve…

Elon Musk Changes His Own Name to WTF

One week after changing Twitter’s name to X, Elon Musk has changed his own name to…