Casting a dark cloud over the select committee investigating the January 6th insurrection, congressional Republicans protested,…
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Trump Obtained Podiatrist’s Note to Avoid Serving in Own Military Coup
Donald J. Trump obtained a doctor’s note to avoid serving in his own military coup, according…
Neighbors See Trump Waiting by Mailbox for Reinstatement Notice
Neighbors of Donald J. Trump said that they have seen him check the mailbox in front…
Americans Shocked to Learn That Giuliani Had Law License
After the state of New York banned Rudy Giuliani from practicing law, Americans expressed utter shock…
Ted Cruz Calls Obamacare a Democratic Plot to Keep People Alive So They Can Vote
Outraged by the U.S. Supreme Court’s decision to preserve Barack Obama’s signature legislative achievement, Senator Ted…
Trump Orders Kevin McCarthy to Go to Prison in His Place
In what legal experts are calling a highly unorthodox arrangement, Donald J. Trump has commanded Representative…
G.O.P. Claims Biden Is Artificially Inflating Job-Approval Rating By Displaying Competence
With a new Associated Press poll showing Joe Biden garnering a sixty-three-per-cent general-approval rating, Republicans are…
DeSantis Says Florida Will Lift Coronavirus Restrictions to Focus on Voting Restrictions
Governor Ron DeSantis announced that Florida will lift its coronavirus restrictions in order to focus all…
Thousands of Presidential Fact Checkers Laid Off in Biden’s First Hundred Days
In an employment trend that industry leaders are calling “dire,” thousands of Presidential fact checkers have…