Trump Blasts Biden for Failing to Overthrow U.S. Government in His First Year

Donald J. Trump has accused Joe Biden of failing to overthrow the United States government during…

DeSantis Betting That Republicans Want a Stupider Version of Trump

As he explores a bid for the 2024 Republican Presidential nomination, Governor Ron DeSantis is betting…

Trump Calls NPR the Worst TV Network in America

After abruptly hanging up on one of its hosts, Donald J. Trump called NPR “the worst…

Fauci Defends Calling G.O.P. Senator a Moron: “I’m Just Following the Science”

After being heard on a hot mike calling a Republican senator a moron, Dr. Anthony Fauci…

Sean Hannity Informs January 6th Panel that Swearing to Tell the Truth Would Violate His Contract with Fox

Sean Hannity has informed the congressional committee investigating the U.S. Capitol insurrection that swearing to tell…

Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Jewish Space Lasers of Trying to Shoot Down Santa

Claiming that the “enemies of Christmas” are taking their war against the holiday to “a whole…

Trump Banned from His Own Social Network

In a major setback for the former President, Donald J. Trump has been banned from his…

Dr. Oz Hopes to Replace Rand Paul as Biggest Quack in Senate

Explaining his decision to enter the political sphere, Dr. Mehmet Oz said that he hopes to…

Powerful Variant of Stupidity Identified in Texas

What is being called a “troubling variant of stupidity” has been identified in Texas, Dr. Anthony…

Fauci Urges Americans to Use COVID as Excuse to Skip Thanksgiving with Horrible Relatives

As an event dreaded by millions draws near, Dr. Anthony Fauci is urging all Americans to…