WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to film a fourteen second video challenging former President Trump to a debate, President Biden tragically passed away thirteen times.
“Aw, crap, he’s dead again,” said videographer John Stanton, who was beginning to feel a bit underpaid. “Someone shock him again, he’s still got two more lines to get through. Clear!”
According to White House sources, the bulk of President Biden’s dying occurred while trying to say his stinger, “Make my day, pal.”
After months of dodging former President Trump’s invitations to debate, Biden had decided to project strength by issuing his own forceful challenge. However, pundits report that Biden’s intended show of strength was slightly marred by his dying repeatedly on camera.