Just how many senior moments can Geriatric Joe cram into a single speech?

President Biden’s White House flunkies edited not one, not two, but nine — count ‘em, nine! — corrections into the transcript of his disastrous Detroit NAACP speech Sunday. 

Where did Geriatric Joe land those oopsies?

Well, he claimed to have been veep during the pandemic.

By which he meant the 2008 recession

Who hasn’t confused a deadly globe-spanning viral outbreak that killed millions and gave governments license to rip apart human society with a couple of years where the economy went sluggish? 

He said his Affordable Care Act expansion push saved millions of families $800,000 a year in premiums.