Once again, he is the only one who has a proper plan: Donald Trump announced today that if he wins the election, he will have a gigantic wall built on the south and east coast of the USA. It is intended to prevent tropical cyclones from entering the country unhindered, as has been the case up to now.
“They bring wind, they bring destruction. Hurricanes are killers,” Trump ranted at a campaign rally in North Carolina. While he suspects that some are “good storms too,” he said it is a disgrace to simply let them into the country illegally.
“They’re blowing away dogs and cats. The pets of the people who live there. And Kamala and Sleepy Joe just don’t do anything about it!”
According to Trump’s vision, the wall will stretch 3,500 kilometers from North Carolina to Louisiana. It will be built “right on the water” along the coast and will be as high as “however high a damn hurricane is.”
Trump also already has an answer to the question of who should pay for the gigantic structure: “I think Haiti and Cuba should cover the costs,” said the politician. “After all, almost all hurricanes come from there. Even if they call themselves Helene, Matthew, Richard or Bonnie, as if that could hide their foreign origins.”
The wall will also be manned at regular intervals by border guards who will, if necessary, use firearms to prevent the hurricane from entering US territory.
