JD Vance bopped to music for nine hours at a rally on Thursday in an attempt to prove he could assume his running mate’s presidential duties.
As an increasingly baffled crowd looked on, Vance bobbed his head to Donald J. Trump’s favorite tunes and strenuously tried to appear like someone capable of happiness.
“It is enjoyable to stay at the YMCA!” he robotically shouted.
The Ohio senator boogied nonstop to Trump’s entire playlist, pausing only to recoil in disgust at a song from “Cats.”
