US Treasury unveils brand new Trump-Epstein $1 coin

The US Treasury has unveiled a brand new commemorative $1 coin featuring best pals Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein to celebrate America’s 250th birthday. 

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“Obviously we’ll have to replace the words ‘Fight, fight, fight’ from the original design. We’ve had a lot of emails from people in the UK suggesting we should put ‘Nonce, nonce, nonce’ on the coin. I’m not entirely familiar with British lingo, but I’m assuming nonce is another word for patriot. It certainly has a nice ring to it anyway.