DHS Secretary Kristi Noem was left shocked and confused after her visit to the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum upon discovering the exhibits were not meant to celebrate the actions of the Nazis, sources in the agency have confirmed.
“I was having a lovely afternoon full of laughs until I got to the ‘Science of Race’ exhibit, when the docent had the audacity to tell me the Nazi’s profiling of people based on their religion and ethnicity was a bad thing. I realized I had walked into a den of woke, and this so-called museum was not in fact dedicated to the rise of the Third Reich. I ought to sue for false advertising,” said Noem. “I thought the somber atmosphere was to reflect the tragedy of the Nazis losing to the Marxist globalists and not because they killed six million Jews, allegedly. I suppose this means I won’t find any commemorative SS patches in the gift shop.”
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As of press time, Noem asked Trump to intervene at the museum and install a memorial for the Nazi guards who caught colds waiting for the Jews to finish digging their own graves.
