Since the 1970s, Jim Henson’s Muppets have achieved the near impossible—consistently providing four-quadrant entertainment the whole…
Tag: The Hard Times
Muted Mics, No Audience, and the Immediate Execution of Both Men Involved: How CNN Is Revamping the Debate
To quote President Joe Biden, we’re in uncharted territory. The 2024 presidential election is shaping up…
Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong
Former President Donald Trump proudly declared that unlike Robert F. Kennedy Jr., his brain worms were…
Trump Defense Attorney Grills Former National Enquirer Publisher on Whether or Not Elvis Was Spotted Alive Eating Moon Pies at Tennessee Gas Station
Former President Trump’s Defense Attorney Emil Bove used his time cross-examining former National Enquirer Publisher David…
Cop Beating the Crap Out of College Student Looking Forward to Two Weeks Paid Vacation
Local cop Thomas Hannon admitted that he’s excited about his upcoming paid leave of absence once…
Struggling Book Publishing Industry Pressures God to Write Third Bible
Executives from The Big Five book publishers launched a coordinated effort to boost sales by pressuring…
Trump brags about latest cognitive test after crushing kids menu maze
Former President Trump took time during a campaign rally to brag about successfully completing another cognitive…
Opinion: Listen up liberal! I’m scared and need to be held
This country is going to hell. Everyday there’s some new bullshit that threatens our American way…
Alabama Supreme Court set to decide constitutionality of pulling out
The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled in a groundbreaking decision that embryos are “extrauterinal children” and…
Bootlicker seamlessly transitions to Trump sneaker licker
Longtime cop enthusiast Lou Mandin seamlessly transitioned from a locally known bootlicker to a Trump sneaker…
Trump VP Shortlist Includes Tim Scott, Kristi Noem, Frankenstein-Like Abomination Made From DNA of History’s Greatest Monsters
Former president Donald Trump teased his top picks for vice president during a recent Mar-a-Lago fundraising…
Florida Legislature Changes Official State Bird to Parrot They Taught to Say The N-Word
Florida’s state legislature is once again making waves nationwide after changing their official state bird from…