Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong

Former President Donald Trump proudly declared that unlike Robert F. Kennedy Jr., his brain worms were…

Trump Defense Attorney Grills Former National Enquirer Publisher on Whether or Not Elvis Was Spotted Alive Eating Moon Pies at Tennessee Gas Station

Former President Trump’s Defense Attorney Emil Bove used his time cross-examining former National Enquirer Publisher David…

Cop Beating the Crap Out of College Student Looking Forward to Two Weeks Paid Vacation

Local cop Thomas Hannon admitted that he’s excited about his upcoming paid leave of absence once…

Struggling Book Publishing Industry Pressures God to Write Third Bible

Executives from The Big Five book publishers launched a coordinated effort to boost sales by pressuring…

Trump brags about latest cognitive test after crushing kids menu maze

Former President Trump took time during a campaign rally to brag about successfully completing another cognitive…

Opinion: Listen up liberal! I’m scared and need to be held

This country is going to hell. Everyday there’s some new bullshit that threatens our American way…

Alabama Supreme Court set to decide constitutionality of pulling out

The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled in a groundbreaking decision that embryos are “extrauterinal children” and…

Bootlicker seamlessly transitions to Trump sneaker licker

Longtime cop enthusiast Lou Mandin seamlessly transitioned from a locally known bootlicker to a Trump sneaker…

Trump VP Shortlist Includes Tim Scott, Kristi Noem, Frankenstein-Like Abomination Made From DNA of History’s Greatest Monsters

Former president Donald Trump teased his top picks for vice president during a recent Mar-a-Lago fundraising…

Florida Legislature Changes Official State Bird to Parrot They Taught to Say The N-Word

Florida’s state legislature is once again making waves nationwide after changing their official state bird from…

Republican Lawmakers Break Ground on “Never Remember 1/6” Memorial

Republican lawmakers today broke ground on a new memorial to not commemorate the insurrection riots that…

Kid Rock Wins Creepy Talent Show After Reciting Verbatim Every Age of Consent Law From All 50 States

Kid Rock was announced as the winner of a local talent show that catered to creeps…