US President and international laughing stock Donald Trump has today added a giant burning cross to the Christmas decorations at the White House.
Following renovations at the Presidential residence that included concreting over the Rose Garden and demolishing the East Wing for a gaudy ballroom nobody wanted, it appears that Trump thought that the White House festive decorations would not be complete without a twenty-five-foot-tall burning cross installed on the White House lawn.
Addressing White House reporters the toddler-in-chief explained, “You know, I got the idea partly from my old buddy David Duke, who used to have loads of these burning away all over the place, and partly from the twitter feeds of all these British patriots who make a compelling case as to why a burning cross is an entirely appropriate symbol of Christmas.
“One of them had a video of them marching through a Muslim area somewhere in England – which is crumbling by the way – holding up white crosses to ward away the evil spirit of Joe Biden or something, and I thought, you know, Christmas is about Jesus, so let’s get a big old cross set up on the White House lawn and set it alight to show the world what a good, loving, Christian looks like.
“It might draw Muslims round to our point of view, right?”
White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt told reporters, “Look, we know the fake news media are going to try and spin the fact we have a burning cross on the lawn to make us look like racists, but it’s honestly not like that.
“It is just part of our effort to reduce electricity costs, as the flames will provide both extra heat and light to the White House. Which should please all the eco-warriors who say President Trump doesn’t care about the environment.”
Well, burning a cross on the White House lawn has to be the most “Conservative Christian” thing Donald Trump has probably EVER done.
The MAGA Jesus is sure to be impressed.
So, what are YOUR thoughts on this impressive Conservative Christian “Christmas” display? More gold spray-paint needed? Or just the right amount?