The Trump administration has finally released its long-promised cache of Jeffrey Epstein files, after spending several weeks carefully blacking out every single reference to Donald Trump, his friends, his properties, his planes, his golf courses, and any time Epstein was within a 500-mile radius of Mar-a-Lago.
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Sources close to the redaction process revealed the delay was largely due to the sheer scale of the task, with one aide admitting, “We underestimated how often the phrase ‘Trump was also there’ appears in these things. Turns out it’s… a lot.”
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Trump himself celebrated the release on Truth Social, calling it “TOTAL EXONERATION” and praising the files for “proving nothing whatsoever,” which he described as “the strongest proof there is.”
