The Taliban has praised Donald Trump’s leadership in finally letting the police kill anyone who disagrees with the regime’s policies, or who does something they don’t like.
A spokesperson for the Afghan militant organisation heaped praise on the Donald Trump administration for the ‘fine work’ it is doing in purifying the actions of its citizens.
Taliban spokesperson Sayid Faizilliams told us, “We are delighted to see our brothers in the United States clamping down on the scourge that is ‘freedom to protest’.
“We had high hopes for them as a nation when they stated banning abortion and restricting women’s right to choose, but this latest move is an excellent step in their ongoing move towards religious authoritarianism.
“Letting citizens criticise the actions of the police will eventually lead to other people realising that maybe the leaders issuing orders to these police aren’t perfect, and before you know it, they’ll be manipulating the law for things like ‘elections’ to have you replaced.
