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After campaigning for AfD: Elon Musk presents new leap
He is simply a creative genius! The multi-billionaire, oligarch and secret US president Elon Musk today…
Trudeau unveils new campaign slogan: “I Got Jordan Peterson to Leave”
After disgraced professor and beef enthusiast Jordan Peterson announced yesterday that he had moved to Florida due to…
Tariff on Chinese Goods Hikes Price of Trump Bible to $1000
Mar-a-Lago descended into crisis on Wednesday after the proposed tariff on Chinese goods sent the price…
Reopening of Notre-Dame Marred by Appearance of Antichrist
The much-anticipated reopening of Notre-Dame Cathedral on Saturday was ruined by the appearance of the Antichrist,…
Senate orders Hegseth to complete professional military education
President-elect Donald Trump’s Secretary of Defense nominee, Pete Hegseth, has hit an unusual roadblock. President-elect Donald…
Trump vows revenge on Milley by again making him Chairman of Joint Chiefs
Milley will be the first officer in U.S. history to serve two non-consecutive terms as the…
Trump Blasts Biden for Issuing Pardon Without Being Paid For It
In a series of scathing Truth Social posts on Tuesday, Donald J. Trump lambasted President Biden…
Pete Hegseth Claims He Never Met His Mother
Desperate to save his nomination as Secretary of Defense, on Monday Pete Hegseth claimed that he…
Marines honor J.D. Vance by bronzing locker they shoved him in during service
Uncommon valor with common storage. Commandant of the Marine Corps Gen. Eric M. Smith today honored…
Trump supporters to continue in comforting belief that China will pay the tariffs in same way Mexico paid for the wall
Donald Trump has announced 10% tariffs on all Chinese imports on day one of his presidency,…
Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Health and Human Services,…