Responding to questions about the shooting, Trump said something must be done, telling reporters, “When people…
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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called…
Founding members of Trump’s Peace Council finally revealed
The world has no idea yet how much peace is coming its way: in Davos, Donald…
Trump tells Davos: Don’t want Greenland no more. Greenland’s boring. Want a shiny red toy car now.
In a speech given to other world leaders in Davos, the President stated that “Greeland’s boring.…
Denmark Offers Trump Ownership of Room in Assisted Living Facility in Greenland
In a much-praised resolution to a roiling diplomatic crisis, on Wednesday Denmark offered Donald J. Trump…
ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice
Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal…
Greenland to Build Maximum-Security Prison for Pedophiles
The government of Greenland announced on Wednesday that it had begun construction in its northernmost region…
Stormtroopers Who Killed Tatooine Farmers Feared for Their Lives
Amidst galactic unrest, a group of stormtroopers who burned farmers Owen and Beru Lars alive on…
‘We must stop masked police killing people protesting the government’ insists Trump, before quickly adding ‘in Iran’
In a rarely seen display of moral clarity, President Donald Trump has expressed outrage at footage…
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders…
Trump adds his own name to Vietnam Memorial
President says wall ‘needed a winner’ and ‘a little more gold’ President Donald Trump has added…
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars
Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department…