Elon Musk Praised by Americans Thirsting for Content from Marjorie Taylor Greene

In what is being widely hailed as a business masterstroke, Elon Musk is receiving thunderous acclaim…

Woman sets vibrator to “Elon Musk Getting Destroyed On Twitter” setting

While blowing off some steam after a long day at work, Michelle Trudy opened the small…

Candace Owens-Endorsed “Anti-Woke” Bank Dies A Hilarious Death

How can you not laugh at people who thought this grift would work? Rarely would I…

Islamic State pledges to kill thousands of Americans by opening gun stores across the Midwest

Notorious Islamic terror group Islamic State have announced a plan to kill thousands and thousands of…

Amy Coney Barrett Should Recuse Herself From Gay Rights Case, Say Survivors of Her Cultish Religious Group

“I don’t believe that someone in her position, who is a member of this group, could…

Looking for a non-AR shit-hits-the-fan weapon platform

So, I have been looking at a lot of rifles lately. I think I have settled…

Evidence of existence: Archaeologists find bones of God

It is probably the most spectacular bone find of all time: As an international team of…

Trump to Try for Historic Third Impeachment

Stating that “no one’s ever done this before,” Donald J. Trump announced plans to be impeached…

Kari Lake Furious After Arizona Awards Her Participation Trophy

The former television anchorwoman Kari Lake became enraged after the state of Arizona attempted to present…

Democrats just as shocked as you that they didn’t fuck up this election

As Democrats look poised to expand their majority in the Senate and remain competitive in the House, numerous…