For over two hours on Monday night, Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk pulled back the…
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Trump Confuses Helicopter Crash with his Campaign
After his account of being in a near-fatal helicopter crash was called into question, on Wednesday…
Project 2025 to cut veterans
GOP blueprint offers bold vision to sacrifice those who have sacrificed In a move hailed by…
Trump Accuses Harris of Rigging Election by Choosing Non-horrible Running Mate
Vice President Kamala Harris is plotting to “rig the election” by choosing a running mate whom…
Jesus Explains To Disciples That They Are Always Sheep In His Parables Because Sheep Are Really, Really Stupid
After disciples asked the Teacher why He always portrayed them as sheep in parables, Jesus helpfully…
Poll: One Hundred Percent of Democrats Support Vance Remaining on Ticket
In a welcome piece of good news for the embattled vice-presidential nominee, a new poll released…
Biden Offered Russian Agent as Part of Prisoner Swap
President Biden offered Vladimir Putin a prominent Russian agent as part of the recently concluded prisoner…
People With Children Horrified to be Praised by JD Vance
Sen. JD Vance’s effusive praise of people with children has caused millions of American parents to…
Secret Service Director Resigns In Disgrace For Failing To Assassinate Trump
Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle resigned this morning, after miserably failing to assassinate Donald Trump. “I’m…
JD Vance vows to represent fellow ‘losers’ and ‘suckers’ in White House
Former Cpl. promises to be a uniter, insufferable prick Rising from behind a podium and wiping…
UNPRECEDENTED: Aging boomer retires to free up job for someone younger
In a move that has shocked employees around the world, Joe Biden announced today that he would be…
New chart proves: Trump assassination attempt not as close as previously thought
Until now, it was assumed that Donald Trump was only a few millimeters away from certain…