PHILADELPHIA, PA — Former comedy legend and prolific rapist Bill Cosby announced outside his home this…
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Santos Expelled By Congress For Doing Terrible Job Covering Up Ethics Violations
A notable page was written in the history books today, as New York Representative George Santos…
Chaos At Congressional Halloween Party As House Republicans All Wear Same Clown Costume
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A large number of lawmakers on Capitol Hill felt embarrassed today, as Republicans…
Canadian Parliament Gives Standing Ovation To Mecha Hitler For Role In Fighting Russians
OTTAWA, CANADA — Mecha Hitler received a standing ovation at Canada’s House of Commons last week…
Are You Gay? Nine Signs To Look For
Did you know that you might be gay and not even know it? It’s true! We’ve…
‘Florida Is A Mismanaged Hellhole And Only An Idiot Would Live There,’ Says Trump
Trump made a statement from his Florida resort on Wednesday, responding to DeSantis’s announcement he was…
Biden Relieved After Learning The President Being Indicted For Shady Financial Dealings Is Just Trump
Sources close to President Biden claim the elderly politician was initially nervous and worried upon hearing…
Hunter Biden Heads Into Georgia Forest In Search Of Cocaine Bear
GEORGIA — After hearing that a black bear did epic amounts of cocaine somewhere in the…
In Shocking Turn Of Events, Republicans Think Biden Did Terrible Job, Democrats Think Was Best Speech Ever
he political world was upended Tuesday following President Biden’s SOTU speech when it was revealed Republicans…
After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America’s Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin
After a week of grueling votes for Speaker of the House — 15 in total —…
Nation In Shock As Politicians Show Up To Work 4 Days In A Row
The nation is in shock today following reports of representatives in Congress showing up to work…
Satan Leads Prayer At Trump Rally
During a surprise appearance at a Donald Trump rally in Pennsylvania, Satan himself opened the proceedings…