With reports of a proposed agreement to temporarily end hostilities in the conflict between Israel and…
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Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church
A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the…
Oakland In-N-Out Relocating To Safer Location In Gaza
GAZA — Despite the ongoing violent conflict taking place in the region, the leadership of one…
Missionary Travels To Joel Osteen’s Church To Reach People Who Have Never Heard About Jesus
A Christian missionary finally reached his destination after a long, arduous journey to Joel Osteen’s church…
William Lane Craig Proves God’s Existence By Just Solemnly Holding Up Plate Of Fish Tacos
Famed Christian apologist and professor Dr. William Lane Craig irrefutably proved God’s existence today by simply…
Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Former comedy legend and prolific rapist Bill Cosby announced outside his home this…
Santos Expelled By Congress For Doing Terrible Job Covering Up Ethics Violations
A notable page was written in the history books today, as New York Representative George Santos…
Chaos At Congressional Halloween Party As House Republicans All Wear Same Clown Costume
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A large number of lawmakers on Capitol Hill felt embarrassed today, as Republicans…
Canadian Parliament Gives Standing Ovation To Mecha Hitler For Role In Fighting Russians
OTTAWA, CANADA — Mecha Hitler received a standing ovation at Canada’s House of Commons last week…
Are You Gay? Nine Signs To Look For
Did you know that you might be gay and not even know it? It’s true! We’ve…
‘Florida Is A Mismanaged Hellhole And Only An Idiot Would Live There,’ Says Trump
Trump made a statement from his Florida resort on Wednesday, responding to DeSantis’s announcement he was…
Biden Relieved After Learning The President Being Indicted For Shady Financial Dealings Is Just Trump
Sources close to President Biden claim the elderly politician was initially nervous and worried upon hearing…