CNN Reporter Informs Iranian Protesters They’re Supposed To Be Shouting ‘Death To America’

TEHRAN—As Iranians protested their government’s downing of a passenger jet, a frantic CNN reporter ran through…

As Part Of Settlement With Nick Sandmann, CNN Hosts Must Wear MAGA Hats During All Broadcasts

ATLANTA, GA—According to a report, as part of the settlement with Nick Sandmann, CNN hosts will…

CNN Attacks Babylon Bee: ‘The Internet Is Only Big Enough For One Fake News Site’

U.S.—CNN has slammed the world’s best satire site, The Babylon Bee, after CNN executives realized that…

CNN To Launch Real News Spinoff Site

ATLANTA, GA—After years of publishing distorted headlines, slanted news articles, and heavily biased news coverage, media…

CNN: ‘Trump Voter Shoots Mentally Ill Man In Church’

ATLANTA, GA—Churchgoer Jack Wilson shot and killed a mass shooter at West Freeway Church of Christ,…

TSA’s naughty list: What you should not take on a plane this holiday season

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/tsa-prohibited-items/index.html (CNN) — As we head into the eight nights of Hanukkah, the 12 days of…

CNN Is Not a News Network

https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2019/12/31/cnn-is-not-a-news-network/ And Jim Acosta is no reporter When ThinkProgress announced that it was going out of…

CNN Poll: US economy receives its best ranking in nearly 20 years

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/20/politics/cnn-poll-economy-2020-matchups/index.html (CNN)As 2019 comes to a close, the US economy earns its highest ratings in almost…

2 dead and several injured in shooting at Naval Air Station Pensacola

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/06/us/pensacola-naval-station-lockdown/index.html (CNN)For the second time in two days, a deadly shooting unfolded at a US Navy…

A shocking gang-rape and murder of a woman is raising familiar tough questions for India

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/03/asia/india-hyderabad-rape-intl-hnk/index.html New Delhi (CNN)They found her charred body near a highway underpass, early Wednesday morning, on…