Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’

Expressing their dismay with yet another product overtaken by the liberal conspiracy to destroy traditional lifestyles,…

Bud Light sales spike 600% from Conservatives buying cans to shoot

Bud Light sales are booming thanks to the people who are “boycotting” them. The popular light…

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man…

Conservative Christian Deeply Offended At Rap Video’s Implication That Satan A Homosexual

Decrying the depiction as “sacrilege,” local conservative Christian Elizabeth Dillon told reporters Tuesday she was deeply…