Donald Trump took to social media today to condemn an annual cut-price shopping event, believing it…
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Donald Trump sues Donald Trump over defamatory comments made by Donald Trump about Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s legal team have launched an extraordinary $1tn lawsuit against Donald Trump for a series…
Donald Trump orders release of Epstein files just as soon as staff finish redacting anything that incriminates him
Donald Trump has given his team a calendar month to finish redacting the Epstein files to…
President Trump urges journalists not to embarrass his guests by mentioning the murders they have committed
In a bold reimagining of diplomatic etiquette, President Donald Trump has advised journalists to show “basic…
North Pole does U-turn and calls for release of Santa’s naughty list
Despite previously dismissing the idea that Santa’s naughty list even exists, leading North Pole officials have…
‘Oh f**k’ says Donald Trump
Following newly-released email evidence where Jeffrey Epstein suggests Donald Trump spent hours with one of the…
‘Every misleading claim will cost you $1 billion’ says man who would owe $30 trillion from first term alone
Donald Trump has threatened to sue the BBC for $1 billion over their misleading Panorama documentary,…
Donald Trump hoping to really nail down that Nobel Peace Prize with the resumption of nuclear weapon testing
Donald Trump has confirmed that the best way to prove his commitment to global peace is…
Fury as man who threatened to invade Greenland and who uses military against own people fails to win Nobel Peace Prize
Donald Trump has once again been cruelly snubbed by the Nobel Peace Prize committee, despite what…
US Treasury unveils brand new Trump-Epstein $1 coin
The US Treasury has unveiled a brand new commemorative $1 coin featuring best pals Donald Trump…