Racists have claimed that making unashamedly racist statements is definitely not racist, and anyone who accuses…
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US voters face daunting choice over which octogenarian they prefer to see declining into senility inside the White House
Voters are reportedly stocking up on anti-anxiety medication, not over the policies being debated, but over…
Squeezing stress balls not as effective as punching someone in the face, finds study
Sitting quietly and squeezing a foam rubber ball is not as effective a method of relieving…
Donald Trump releases $500 clown shoes
Donald Trump has announced the release of a limited edition set of oversized clown shoes, to…
Vladimir Putin confirms position as world’s unluckiest politician as yet another opponent dies suddenly in unusual circumstances
After President Vladimir Putin’s long-time critic, Alexei Navalny, died suddenly in prison under mysterious circumstances, Kremlin…
Good guy with a gun fails to prevent 5,938th successive US mass shooting
America is beginning to wonder precisely when a good guy with a gun is actually going…
Saying racist things not racist, claim racists
Racists have claimed that making unashamedly racist statements is definitely not racist, and anyone who accuses…
Expulsion of George Santos simply for being a fraudulent bullshitter ‘risks dangerous precedent’ insist Republicans
In a move that has sent shockwaves through Capitol Hill, Republican Congressman George Santos has been…
Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by Joe Biden should face death penalty, insist Republicans
The Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by President Biden this afternoon should face death by lethal injection after…
Satire site receives one millionth “I thought this was supposed to be satire” comment on Facebook
An online satire site has today received its one-millionth comment along the lines of ‘this is…
Bible to be rebooted with all-female cast
Bestselling book, the bible, is to be reissued and told from a female perspective. Donald Trump’s…