In a stirring acceptance speech after being elected Speaker of the House, Rep. Mike Johnson vowed…
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Ominous Pulsating Dark Orb To Replace Kevin McCarthy As House Speaker
An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the…
Every House Republican to Be Speaker for Four Minutes
In an agreement that members of the G.O.P. conference are calling a game changer, every House…
After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America’s Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin
After a week of grueling votes for Speaker of the House — 15 in total —…
Herschel Walker Offers Kevin McCarthy Seven Hundred Dollars to Abort His Speaker Bid
In a possible solution to the stalemate that has gripped the House of Representatives, Herschel Walker…
A 7-point-plan to reinstate Donald Trump as president ‘in days, not years’ was handed out at CPAC
R&I NV — Attendees of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Dallas have been handed…