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JD Vance Responds to Mark Robinson News by Clearing his Search History
In the wake of Thursday’s explosive revelations about North Carolina gubernatorial nominee Mark Robinson, JD Vance…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Vance Unhinged
Revealing a major schism within the Republican Party, on Thursday Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene lambasted Sen.…
JD Vance Says Labor Day Should Celebrate Women who go Through Labor
JD Vance stirred controversy on Monday by suggesting that Labor Day be a celebration of “women…
Republicans Quietly Stop Impeaching Biden After Realizing it Would Make Harris President Sooner
House Republicans sheepishly withdrew their plan to impeach Joe Biden on Friday after belatedly realizing it…
Melania to Speak on Final Night of DNC
In the latest sign that Kamala Harris is expanding her coalition, on Wednesday Melania Trump announced…
Trump and Musk Share Tips on Running Companies into Ground
For over two hours on Monday night, Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk pulled back the…
Trump Confuses Helicopter Crash with his Campaign
After his account of being in a near-fatal helicopter crash was called into question, on Wednesday…
Trump Accuses Harris of Rigging Election by Choosing Non-horrible Running Mate
Vice President Kamala Harris is plotting to “rig the election” by choosing a running mate whom…
Poll: One Hundred Percent of Democrats Support Vance Remaining on Ticket
In a welcome piece of good news for the embattled vice-presidential nominee, a new poll released…
Biden Offered Russian Agent as Part of Prisoner Swap
President Biden offered Vladimir Putin a prominent Russian agent as part of the recently concluded prisoner…
People With Children Horrified to be Praised by JD Vance
Sen. JD Vance’s effusive praise of people with children has caused millions of American parents to…