Saudi defense contracts marked ‘safe’ following Pensacola attack

WASHINGTON — Hundreds of billions of dollars in military hardware deals narrowly escaped harm after a…

Navy Football unveils “Donald Duck Heritage” pants-less uniforms for Army/Navy

ANNAPOLIS, Md. – Ahead of the annual Army-Navy game, Navy Football has unveiled their custom 2019…

Womack Army Medical Center’s infant mortality rate inches above Afghanistan’s

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Womack Army Medical Center, commonly referred to as Hell’s Hospital, finally surpassed…

Commander adds your mom’s house to off-limits establishments list

YOUR MOM’S HOUSE — A spokesman for the garrison command team confirmed this week that, among…

NORAD Tracking Satan for the Holidays due to Typo

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — NORAD will be tracking Satan for the holidays after a typo on…

Trump overturns extra duty for three E-4s who were late for formation

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has intervened on behalf of three Fort Bragg soldiers who found…

Duffel Blog endorses Tulsi Gabbard: A symbol of our batshit crazy veterans

We know that the batshit crazy veteran is mostly relegated to Vietnam-era movies or wherever Steve…

PSYOP authorized to wear new tin foil berets

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — The Psychological Operations community has long been known to be sort of…

Legal Update: The Top 16 crimes you won’t get pardoned for!

Dick Scuttlebutt is Duffel Blog’s legal correspondent, and has degrees in both Legality and Legonomy from…

Top barracks lawyers weigh in on impeachment hearings

WASHINGTON — Impeachment fever is sweeping the nation and the military’s most vocal barracks lawyers are…

Trump pardons Nidal Hassan

Trump pardons Nidal Hassan WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has pardoned Ft. Hood shooter Nidal Hassan,…

Marine crayon eating competition goes horribly wrong

CHERRY POINT, N.C. — Catastrophe has consumed Marine Corps Air Station Cherry Point after a Marine…