Army insists it’s “a completely different Hitler,” citing strong Union loyalty and bratwurst recipes. Fort Irwin…
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Hegseth thinking that DEI Coordinator job at National Guard Bureau looks pretty sweet right now
The embattled Pentagon chief, long viewed as a DUI hire, is looking for the exits. After…
Leaked: Hegseth’s plan to ‘de-gay’ the military
Duffel Blog obtained the confidential memo. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has released a new set…
Trade Wars Service Medal delayed by China tariffs
“The supplier increased the cost by 145%.” Tariffs on products from China have halted Department of…
Pentagon removes 54th Massachusetts from Army records as ‘DEI hires’
“Recruiting an entire regiment based only on skin color? What were we thinking?” As part of…
Jeff and Tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck?
All we asked for was 80% compliance. The following is an op-ed by Jeff and Tina,…
TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with Presidential Directives
“It’s super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile,” said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander. Following…
Pentagon offers Black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers
““All the DEI nonsense muddied the waters of where Black merit traditionally lies in the military,”…
Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD Vance’s soul
“I guess I thought there was more humanity to unravel with J.D.” Following Vice President JD…
Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
“Thank you, Jeff! Thank you, Tina! Your service is not forgotten.” Cybersecurity experts across the country…
Mike Flynn appointed Special Envoy to the region between Putin’s ass cheeks
Senior defense officials say Flynn is an accomplished expert on the international enclave. The White House…