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F*ckin’ boot didn’t even leak any of the good shit about aliens
We don’t wanna say it’s aliens, buuuuuut… Sources said they were disappointed this week after a…
White House staffer changes ‘days without security incident’ sign back to zero
“Guess we’re not getting a pizza party this week.” A White House staffer changed the “days…
Trump blasts FBI ‘overreach’ after agents seize ballistic missile
Former President Donald Trump blasted FBI “overreach” on Friday after hundreds of agents entered his home…
New Memorial Day poll: Americans grateful for good food, cheap stuff
National pool opening day, according to most citizens. What is Memorial Day? Starting with the big…
Top Marine enlisted leader tells grunts in foxhole at least they’re ‘not in the Navy’
Sgt. Maj. of the Marine Corps Troy Black told a platoon of Marines sleeping in a…
Elon Musk offers to buy Russian Army for $100, half-empty bottle of Stoli
Now that’s a steal. Fresh off of his acquisition of Twitter, billionaire tech entrepreneur Elon Musk offered…
Congress launches joint select committee to gut-check virility of US military
Unmasculine activities in the armed forces are out In the wake of Rep. Matt Gaetz’s railing…
Russian warship honors Ukrainian request to go fuck itself
It took a while but it finally happened. A Russian warship told by Ukrainian soldiers to…
Stuart Scheller to regain credibility with appearance on Tucker Carlson
Marine Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller, who was discharged for making videos publicly questioning his chain of…