“No one gets to launch tactical nukes at Philadelphia until they’re 100% complete on annual training.”…
Tag: The Duffel Blog
Future Gold Star families torn over who will offer least support when their child dies
“Do I want Trump to forget to call me or Harris? It’s a pickle.” Following the…
Is America ready for a POG Vice President?
“I thought I could trust J.D., but this changes everything,” said Gertrude Witherscotch, an 87-year-old voter.…
Walz faces court martial for “veteraning while Democrat”
“A profound betrayal of all men and women that put on the uniform.” Vice Presidential Candidate…
Project 2025 to cut veterans
GOP blueprint offers bold vision to sacrifice those who have sacrificed In a move hailed by…
JD Vance vows to represent fellow ‘losers’ and ‘suckers’ in White House
Former Cpl. promises to be a uniter, insufferable prick Rising from behind a podium and wiping…
Study says VA unable to provide veterans relief that drugs and alcohol can
“One veteran even mentioned that his local bartender has never once put him on hold.” A…
Nation celebrates tradition of asking Veterans whether or not fireworks bother them
Happy 4th of July! As Americans across the country prepare to celebrate Independence Day, another beloved…
Feds lure TX National Guard from border with fake hooters and liquor store
Don’t mess with Texas unless you got booze and boobs! The federal government has averted a…
First Sergeant still an asshole after visit from ghosts on Christmas Eve
“Screw you ungrateful shitbirds, everyone!” First Sergeant Thomas “Ebenezer” Scrooge is still a complete asshole despite a Christmas…
Trump: Department of Veterans Affairs will be Department of Losers and Suckers
In a sign of his growing confidence that he will defeat incumbent President Joe Biden in the…
Invoking military heroism, Congressman Santos pleads not guilty
Plans to chair Armed Services Committee, cure cancer War hero, underwear model, motivational speaker and recently-elected…