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Kash Patel Vows To Arrest Brown University Shooter as Soon as FBI Finishes Engraving, Planting Shell Casings
FBI Director Kash Patel has informed reporters of a breakthrough in the manhunt for the Brown…
Everyone Hates Him! This Guy is JD Vance
Have you ever encountered someone so obnoxious, terminally unlikable that you’d sooner kill yourself than be…
Trump Awarded Hormel Peace Prize
The Hormel Corporation has announced today it will be awarding its coveted Hormel Peace Prize to…
Kristi Noem Shocked to Find Holocaust Memorial Museum Not Celebratory
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem was left shocked and confused after her visit to the U.S. Holocaust…
Trump Unveils Plan To Unlock SNAP Benefits for the Nation’s Wealthiest 1%
In the midst of backlash over the government shutdown and its effects on the country’s neediest…
RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that he could tell a child…
Trump Disappointed Nazi Playbook Has Very Few Pictures
President Trump complained that the manual that details how to operate a fascist regime was “boring”…
Israeli Settlers Wondering if America Could Send Some of Those Smallpox Blankets They Used When Stealing Land From Native Americans
Israeli settlers who are illegally stealing land from Palestinians in the occupied West Bank are urging…
Metalhead Wishes Suburban Moms Would Be As Afraid of Him As They Are of Black Family Enjoying a Picnic
Local metalhead Travis Garnette was dejected after failing to scare unsuspecting suburbanites while wandering around Lovelace…