Longtime cop enthusiast Lou Mandin seamlessly transitioned from a locally known bootlicker to a Trump sneaker…
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Trump VP Shortlist Includes Tim Scott, Kristi Noem, Frankenstein-Like Abomination Made From DNA of History’s Greatest Monsters
Former president Donald Trump teased his top picks for vice president during a recent Mar-a-Lago fundraising…
Florida Legislature Changes Official State Bird to Parrot They Taught to Say The N-Word
Florida’s state legislature is once again making waves nationwide after changing their official state bird from…
Republican Lawmakers Break Ground on “Never Remember 1/6” Memorial
Republican lawmakers today broke ground on a new memorial to not commemorate the insurrection riots that…
Kid Rock Wins Creepy Talent Show After Reciting Verbatim Every Age of Consent Law From All 50 States
Kid Rock was announced as the winner of a local talent show that catered to creeps…
Day Significantly Improved Upon Remembering Rush Limbaugh Still Dead
Somewhat depressed Janelle Lorrie found an extra spring in her step upon remembering that conservative radio…
Punk Cat Keeps Leaving Dead Kennedys Merch on Owner’s Pillow
Resident punk housecat Marigold keeps bringing Dead Kennedys merchandise to her owner and dropping it on…
Ominous Pulsating Dark Orb To Replace Kevin McCarthy As House Speaker
An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the…
DeSantis claims 115mph hour winds are God’s way of removing wokeness from Florida
Florida Governor, and floundering Republican presidential candidate, Ron DeSantis assured residents the powerful winds from Hurricane…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Threatens to Impeach Server at Applebee’s If Loaded Fajita Doesn’t Come Out Soon
Irate Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene began drafting articles of impeachment against staff at the Applebee’s restaurant…
Supreme Court Puts Venmo QR Code on Bench to Streamline Bribery Process
The Supreme Court overhauled their bribery process and made it more efficient by installing plaques with…
Clarence Thomas Recommends Students Just Get Wealthy GOP Donors to Pay Off Their Debt
Following the Supreme Court’s 6-3 decision to strike down President Biden’s debt relief program, Justice Clarence…