Conservative Facebook Friend Not Gonna Waste Opportunity to Conflate Video of Cat Rescue with Rioting

Conservative woman and Facebook friend kept in an effort to “not live in some echo chamber”…

I’m Not a Terrible Person Because I’m a Cop, I’m a Terrible Person That Became a Cop

As a 20 year veteran of the police force, I am getting real tired of everyone…

MAGA Patriot Stalks Man for Three Miles in Self Defense

BEND, Ore. — Armed MAGA patriot Kenneth Carter spent several days last week tracking a man…

Expanding QAnon Universe Finally Casts Its Black, Female Villain

WASHINGTON — QAnon finally added a Black, female villain to its substantial cast, now that Kamala…

Tucker Carlson Defends Stage IV Colon Cancer

Right-wing pundit Tucker Carlson drew immense criticism yet again this week over comments he made defending…

Mike Pence Welcomes Substantive Debate with Kamala Harris’ Husband

Vice President Mike Pence is looking forward to debating Kamala Harris’ husband, Douglas Emhoff, on key…

Anti-Vaxxer Parents Promote Youngest Child To Oldest Child

Local parents and staunch anti-vaxxers Shannon and Dane Wittle will promote their youngest child Ayden to…

Woman Charged With Resisting Arrest for Fighting Off Rapist

ACRAMENTO — Local woman Lena Wright was charged with resisting arrest yesterday for fighting back against…

Second Coming of Jesus Thwarted by Police

The second coming of Jesus was cut short this past Wednesday when LAPD Ofc. Thomas Andrews…

Revised‌ ‌Food‌ ‌Pyramid‌ ‌to‌ ‌Include‌ ‌Feelings‌

Members of the World Health Organization announced last Friday that the iconic Food Pyramid will be…

Protester Dies of Natural Causes After Repeatedly Attacking Police Baton With Face

LOS ANGELES — A woman protesting the killings of Breonna Taylor and George Floyd died of…

Plandemic Video Reveals Shocking Truth on How F*cking Dumb All Your Friends Are

The new viral bombshell “Plandemic” has revealed a simple, shocking truth: that all of your friends…