James Reimer Declines to Wear ‘Violent’ San Jose Sharks Jersey

Saying that the violent imagery goes against his religion, San Jose Sharks goalie James Reimer has…

Only 2 Days Left Until Christmas … According to Mennonite Woman’s Chocolate Advent Calendar

LEAMINGTON, ON Janessa Froese, 37, of Leamington is very excited that Christmas is only a couple…

Boats Full of “Persecuted Mennonite Refugees” Fleeing Trivial Nuisances in Canada

WINKLER, MB Boat loads of Mennonite refugees are once again fleeing their homes for what they…

Mennonite Man Cooks His Wieners a Perfect Medium Rare

I read this article recently on The Daily Bonnet and it got me to thinking… What’s…

Dwayne Johnson ‘Guaran-damn-tee’s He Won’t Totally Destroy the CFL

The CFL announced this week that they’re in talks with a former pro wrestler to potentially…

New Mennonite Parents Invite Friends Over for ‘Denomination Reveal Party’

LEAMINGTON, ON Thomas, 19, and Mary, 18, got married just seven months ago and have invited…

New Crowd Limits Still Not Big Enough to Accommodate the Klassens

GRETNA, MB After very few new cases in the past week, the Manitoba government has decided…