Trump Signs Police Reform Executive Order While Rubbing the Heads of Cops and Van Jones Thinks It’s a Good Thing

The best way to approach a Trump speech is the same way you eat a steak;…

What Everyone’s Getting Wrong About The Toilet Paper Shortage

It isn’t really about hoarding. And there isn’t an easy fix… Around the world, in countries…

Much Ado About Noting

Many people wonder many people ask many people ponder the paper on our ass So I…

Toilet Paper Crisis Solved As Government Prints Trillions Of Fresh, Soft Dollar Bills

USA–As part of a sweeping initiative to help unclog the economic constipation caused by the coronavirus…

How do you wipe your bum?

Okay, I don’t know why there is a photo of a motorcycle in a desert at…

Local man eyes 2010 Fun-Run t-shirt as potential toilet paper substitute

With only two rolls remaining and the grocery stores empty, local pipe fitter Trevor Bilton has…

TP Shortage

New York (CNN Business)As the coronavirus pandemic spreads, households across the country are hunkering down and emptying…

Man charged with stealing toilet paper amidst shortages linked to coronavirus

Desperate times call for desperate measures. A 25-year-old Florida man was arrested for swiping a roll…