Senator Lynn Beyak is in trouble once again, but she wants to assure the Canadian public who pay her $157,600 yearly salary that breaking American election law was never her intention, it was simply a side effect of her effort to support international bigotry.
“I thought I was merely donating to a man who shares my belief that there are good aspects to every genocide, I had no idea what I was doing was against any law,” said Beyak, a senator whose job is literally to write and evaluate laws.
“I didn’t know that in donating money to a U.S. presidential candidate while lying about my home address and occupation, I was breaking U.S. election law. I just assumed what I did was legal. I mean, both Trump and I are white, and everything white people do is legal, right?”