https://babylonbee.com/news/new-evidence-suggests-esau-actually-sold-birthright-for-spicy-chicken-sandwich-from-chick-fil-a U.S.—Scholars working at top divinity schools across the country now believe that Esau traded his…
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Las Vegas man indicted in synagogue, LGBTQ bar attack plot case
LAS VEGAS (AP) — A Las Vegas man accused of assembling weaponsto bomb and shoot people…
Gay couple violently attacked & held hostage in a church to ‘turn them straight’
A gay couple says that they were attacked by a church’s congregation in attempt to convert…
Kavanaugh Denies New Sexual Misconduct Claim During Emotional, Pants-Less Press Conference
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Aircrew hoping congressional subpoena will move travel voucher along
https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/09/aircrew-hoping-congressional-subpoena-will-move-travel-voucher-along/ ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Members of the 249th Airlift Squadron are excited about an investigation into…
Analysis: Trudeau has best debate performance of his career
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/09/analysis-trudeau-has-best-debate-performance-of-his-career/ TORONTO – Last night’s Maclean’s/City TV leaders debate for the 2019 federal election was a…
Dog Identifies As Genderfluid To Avoid Getting Neutered
https://babylonbee.com/news/dog-identifies-as-genderfluid-to-avoid-getting-neutered PORTLAND, OR—LGBTQ+ activists are praising Spot, as Spot is the world’s first genderfluid dog. Spot…
Kool-Aid Introduces New Pre-Watered-Down Fruit Punch For Church Functions
https://babylonbee.com/news/kool-aid-introduces-new-pre-watered-down-fruit-punch-for-church-functions CHICAGO, IL—Kool-Aid has announced a new line of fruit punch flavors that are pre-watered-down for…
Black transgender woman, 23, found dead in burned car in Florida
A black transgender woman was found dead in her burning car in South Florida in what…
A florist wants the Supreme Court to allow her to discriminate because flowers are ‘speech’
A Washington florist who has been fighting for years for a religious exemption to discriminate against…
Apologetic Conversion Therapy Founder Offers To Electrocute Past Patients Back Into Being Gay
https://www.theonion.com/apologetic-conversion-therapy-founder-offers-to-electro-1837940455 SPARTANBURG, SC—Following an announcement earlier this week in which he acknowledged his own homosexuality, former…
Is this hate group asking for a violent end to Drag Queen Story Hour?
The Family Research Council (FRC) is praying for an end to Drag Queen Story Hour and…