The conservative organization Judicial Watch filed a lawsuit against the Pentagon this month in an attempt…
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Command and Staff students excited to wargame upcoming civil war
“No one gets to launch tactical nukes at Philadelphia until they’re 100% complete on annual training.”…
Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter
Outlining his ambitious plans for a potential second presidential term, Republican candidate Donald Trump reportedly made…
Trump just one bottle of self-tanner away from Republicans demanding to see his birth certificate
Is Donald Trump tanning too close to the sun? According to experts, the presidential candidate is…
Vance Bops to Music for 9 Hours to Prove He Could Assume Trump’s Duties
JD Vance bopped to music for nine hours at a rally on Thursday in an attempt…
Somebody Come Get Trump. He Said What About Black and Hispanic Voters?
The former president is as desperate as ever to seize power any way possible. Who is…
MAGA supporter who crawled from desert after being abandoned at Trump rally confident Trump still has his best interests at heart
After a gruelling six-mile trek through the blistering desert heat after being abandoned at the Coachella…
Trump suggests using military against ‘enemy from within’ on Election Day
Former President Donald Trump suggested using the military to handle what he called “the enemy from…
Trump’s Chinese Bibles Taking Jobs away from American Bibles
News that Donald J. Trump’s $60 Bibles were printed in China has infuriated American Bibles, who…
God admits he’s sending Hurricane Milton to Florida because Donald Trump lives there
God Himself has finally broken His millennia-long silence on meteorological phenomena after admitting he is deliberately…
Elon Musk Presides Over Yet Another Failed Launch
In what experts are calling his most embarrassing implosion ever, Tesla CEO Elon Musk presided over…
Heartbroken Trump Clutches Limp Campaign Lawn Sign Washed Away In Flood
Urging first responders to act quickly after he spotted the placard amongst the wreckage, a heartbroken…