Waluburgis Night (Valborgsmassoafton in Swedish, Vappu in Finnish, Walpurgisnacht in German) is a holiday celebrated on…
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Hel – The Underworld
Most of you have heard of Valhalla, some maybe even of Folkvangr, places, where heroes slain in…
THE CREATION OF THOR’S HAMMER
Thor did not always have his hammer. Mjollnir is a symbol of Thor’s power… reminiscent of…
I was wearing a facemask for years before it was cool
By Cobra Commander I am watching all of you suddenly embrace the latest trend, which is…
Government attempts to stop coronavirus by outlawing communal worship of deity who created virus
The government of Canada is officially ordering all Canadians to do their part to stop the…
Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order
JERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire’s clear “stay…
Mike Pence Issues Permanent Stay-At-Home Order To Nation’s Women
Vice President Mike Pence, head of the Coronavirus Task Force, has issued a new decree, saying…
Warren: ‘Bernie Once Told Me In Private That ‘The Princess Bride’ Is A Garbage Movie And Those Who Enjoy It Are Human Trash’
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., on Monday said that Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt, in 2018 told…
Confirmed: Norway’s Gjellestad Ship Is From The Viking Age
Archaeologists from Norway’s Museum of Cultural History have confirmed that the Gjellestad Viking ship grave discovery…