A prominent pro-vaxxer has today been found alive and well, much to the surprise of absolutely…
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Nicki Minaj stuns at the Met Gala in glorious swollen testicle dress
Rapper Nicki Minaj stunned at last night’s Met Gala after appearing in a dress composed mainly…
Taliban praise Texas lawmakers for clamping down on women’s rights
As Texas lawmakers removed the right for women to terminate a pregnancy after six weeks, Taliban…
Anti-vaxxer refusing to eat after seeing YouTube clip about thousands of people who choked to death on ‘food’
An anti-vaxxer is refusing to eat today after reading about the dangers of choking on the…
New Hunter Biden revelations cast doubt on integrity of every single vote cast for Hunter Biden
As new allegations against President Biden’s son Hunter were released by the Daily Mail, experts suggest…
Marxism replaces Orwellian as dimwits’ favourite term to chuck around without having faintest idea what it means
Linguists have confirmed the commonly held suspicion that turnip-shaped bigots and other Talk Radio employees now…
Israel agrees to ceasefire after finally running out of stuff to bomb
Israel has agreed to a temporary halt to hostilities with Palestine after confirming that it has…
Joe Biden sternly warns Israel that if they don’t stop bombing Gaza they won’t get to choose the interior trim of their free Apache helicopters
As international condemnation of Israel’s onslaught on Gaza increases, Joe Biden has told Israel’s Netanyahu that…
‘It’s bloody disgraceful what’s going on in Israel’ says man who clearly has no idea what’s going on in Israel
A man has expressed his utter disgust at what is happening in the Israeli – Gaza…
Can we at least say ‘..or you’ll burn in hell?’ enquire religious nutjobs opposed to ban on gay conversion therapy
After questions were raised about the need for the government to consult about its proposed ban…
‘Jury was unfairly prejudiced by seeing video of our client murdering George Floyd’, insist Derek Chauvin’s lawyers
Lawyers for convicted murderer, Derek Chauvin, have filed court documents alleging that their client was deprived…
C*nts unhappy with Chauvin verdict, it emerges
In a stunning turn of events, the USA’s vast industry of race-baiting grifters, bigoted malcontents, money-grubbing…