With a wedding hanging in the balance after running out of booze, Satan stepped up to…
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Satan Leads Prayer At Trump Rally
During a surprise appearance at a Donald Trump rally in Pennsylvania, Satan himself opened the proceedings…
Church Of Satan Declares Pelosi Still Allowed To Receive Satanic Eucharist
After being denied holy communion by San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone, the Church of Satan graciously…
Anti-abortion Idaho lawmakers accused a Satanist of supporting “human sacrifice”
During a hearing for an anti-abortion bill that would effectively ban the procedure across Idaho, two Republican…
Education Became Mandatory In The U.S. Thanks To Satan
We’re pretty used to the idea of kids going to school and getting an education before…
Conservative Christian Deeply Offended At Rap Video’s Implication That Satan A Homosexual
Decrying the depiction as “sacrilege,” local conservative Christian Elizabeth Dillon told reporters Tuesday she was deeply…
Damning Report Finds White House Ignored Skeletal Horsemen Galloping Through Sky As Early As January
In a very serious and damning new report published Wednesday, a government watchdog group has found…
Trump Claims He Knows John Dingell Is In Hell Because He Sees Window Into Terrifying Inferno Every Time He Closes His Eyes
WASHINGTON—Clarifying controversial remarks he made about the deceased Michigan lawmaker last night, Donald Trump told reporters…
NORAD Tracking Satan for the Holidays due to Typo
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — NORAD will be tracking Satan for the holidays after a typo on…
Remember the Satanic Panic
On my long Thanksgiving drive, I listened to a Stuff You Should Know podcast episode about…
North Carolina Lawmakers Still Trying to Ban Marriage Equality: ‘Tell it To Satan!’
Four years after Obergefell v. Hodges, Republicans in North Carolina are still not fighting to stop…