WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to the new food pyramid released Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Democrats…
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Democrats Confused Why Venezuelans Cheering Downfall Of Nice, Warm Collectivism
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Pope Now Recommending Christians Pray The Rosary While Facing Mecca
“This is an important step toward helping the Muslims conquer us all,” Pope Leo said. “I…
Mamdani Promises Rent-Free Gulags
“Every New Yorker has a right to a free cell!” Mamdani told the crowd. “It is…