Huffington Post Criticizes Reality For Not Having As Many LGBTQ People As Netflix Shows

U.S.—”Reality is canceled,” proclaimed a recent Huffington Post article, stating that the real world is officially…

Powerful: Protesters Spell Out ‘Love’ With Burning Homes And Businesses

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a powerful display of their care for love and justice, protesters in Minneapolis burned…

To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim

The Bible tells us to work smarter, not harder. Or, better yet, don’t work at all…

Condo developers seek help from Marginalized Community on where to gentrify next

VANCOUVER – In order to address the ongoing housing crisis, condo developers have reached out to marginalized communities in…

Stacey Abrams Says She Will Step Down As Governor If Asked To Run For VP

ATLANTA, GA—Sitting at the governor’s desk at the Georgia state capitol, Stacey Abrams told reporters she…

New Crowd Limits Still Not Big Enough to Accommodate the Klassens

GRETNA, MB After very few new cases in the past week, the Manitoba government has decided…

Why They Aren’t Spraying the Skies Any More

Since January of this year, there has been no spraying of the skies. Why is this?…

Christian satire site CEO offers $100,000 in coronavirus relief help

The Babylon Bee, a self-described “Christian News Satire” website that often pokes fun at political figures, didn’t stop delivering…

Yoko Ono Sings on City Streets to Ensure NY Residents Stay Inside

At the urging of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, Yoko Ono has agreed to sing, to…

Mennonite Man Reluctantly Agrees to Wash His Hands Once in a While to Prevent Coronavirus

GNADENHUNT, MB After being persuaded by his wife, mother and pastor on the dangers of the…