“Drag Queen story time is basically grooming” says guy with intricate knowledge of every Age of Consent law

EDMONTON – Local data analyst Rolly Crowne, who is well known for his exhaustive knowledge about…

The Shovel’s view on the Donald Trump FBI raid

We are certainly no fans of Donald Trump – let’s make that clear from the outset.…

Warren Claims Pregnancy Centers Are Luring Women Onto A Big Red ‘X’ And Then Dropping A Piano On Their Heads

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Elizabeth Warren has called for a full federal ban on pregnancy centers, claiming…

Celeb News: Kim Kardashian Modelled Her Buttocks on Baboons

Celebrity for doing nothing, Kim Kardashian apparently modelled her buttock implants on those of baboons the…

Kavanaugh Asks If Anyone Has Seen Briefcase He Accidentally Left at Bar Last Week

n a public appeal for help, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh has asked if “anyone has…

Man furious at Disney for ‘indoctrinating children’ delighted to take his 7-year-old for First Communion

Read more at NewsThump A man who is furious at Disney for indoctrinating children through the…

Biden Commits To Picking A Diversity Hire For SCOTUS Since That Worked So Well With His VP

WASHINGTON, D.C—Justice Stephen Breyer has announced he is retiring from the Supreme Court, sparking intense speculation…

Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions

R&I. – TxPAT *** PHILADELPHIA—Researchers with Independence National Historic Park have located an ancient document they…

Due To Supply Chain Issues Democrats Recommend Mailing In Your Votes For 2024 Now

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The next Presidential election is three years away, but Democratic leaders in Congress aren’t wasting any…

Pelosi Disappointed We’ll Never Get To Find Out What Was In The Build Back Better Bill

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources, the Build Back Better Bill is pretty much dead now. While this…

Army And Navy Both Forfeit Football Game, Leave Billions Worth Of Equipment On The Field

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Fans were shocked at last weekend’s Army-Navy game when during the 4th quarter, both…

Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As Russia appears poised to invade Ukraine, Biden today issued a forceful statement warning Putin that…