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Betsy DeVos Warns That Biden Will Pick Education Secretary with Background in Education
Calling the prospect a “nightmare scenario,” Betsy DeVos warned that President-elect Joe Biden will pick an…
Horrible Student Rejected by College
In a widely expected outcome, a horrible student was rejected by a college on Monday. The…
Trump Attempts to Fire Amy Coney Barrett
A furious Donald J. Trump attempted to fire the Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett, sources…
MyPillow Guy Joins with Trump to Promote MyPardon
In a limited-time offer to current and former White House staffers, Mike Lindell, better known as…
Man Refuses to Leave Job He Hates
A Florida man who hates the job he has held for nearly four years is nevertheless…
Trump Furious After White House H.R. Schedules His Exit Interview
Donald J. Trump was reportedly furious after the White House’s Human Resources Department notified him that…
National-Security Experts Support Total Withdrawal of Trump from U.S.
A broad spectrum of national-security experts support the immediate and total withdrawal of Donald J. Trump…
Nation Celebrates Full Week of Trump Not Talking
he United States is celebrating a full week of Donald J. Trump not talking, Americans have…
Trump Defends Lawsuits: “No One Knows More About Fraud Than Me”
Donald J. Trump offered a full-throated defense of his election-related lawsuits on Thursday, arguing, “No one…
Trump Accuses New Zealand’s Prime Minister of Competently Handling the Coronavirus to Get Reëlected
Calling New Zealand’s Prime Minister “crooked and rigged,” Donald J. Trump accused Jacinda Ardern of competently…
Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Biden’s Daughter
In what many viewed as an ominous sign for Donald J. Trump’s reëlection prospects, Ivanka Trump…